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poop

also reffered to as shit it is bad tasting try cum instead
igottta poop
by cum machine8000 November 27, 2018
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Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
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Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people
A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?
by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021
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Pooping

having phone sex with josh
Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes
by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
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i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.
Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!
by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021
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premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass
Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.
by pooperforlife August 31, 2016
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