by boopyboop April 23, 2019
Get the SIMP mug.Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
Get the SIMP mug.by Marijanko December 1, 2021
Get the Simp mug.Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).
Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.
Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold September 29, 2023
Get the simp mug.by totally not a robot October 28, 2021
Get the Simp mug.Someone who does way too much for another. And i mean waaaay to much. Like chill out.
("S" is for seduction
You've been charmed by her corruption
And "I" is for impressing girl online with your investment
And the "M" is for the money that you've lost since this all started
But that "P" is for the princess always gave her what she wanted)
-DayByDave
("S" is for seduction
You've been charmed by her corruption
And "I" is for impressing girl online with your investment
And the "M" is for the money that you've lost since this all started
But that "P" is for the princess always gave her what she wanted)
-DayByDave
Guy #1: Bro have you seen this twitch streamer? Shes so goddam hot i donated 120 dollars to her to say my name.
Guy #2: You fucking simp why would you waste your money on her to say your name while you can get your teacher to say it by just chatting in class.
Guy #2: You fucking simp why would you waste your money on her to say your name while you can get your teacher to say it by just chatting in class.
by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020
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