Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Serving Meat

The male alternative version of serving cunt

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!

by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

ends meat

noun: the least desirable cuts of meat, often eaten by the poor: tripe. Metaphorically in the expression, "make ends meat," i.e., to make just enough money to buy (the worst) food.

After my mother lost her job, she could no longer bring home the bacon. She was barely making ends meat.

by anonymous August 25, 2022

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks

Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night

by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022

Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.

“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”

by Smhbussy July 1, 2022