Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Captain Jack Syndrome

A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.

'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'

by Doctor Maxwell February 5, 2012

just jack it january

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

by MathKills February 10, 2009

Jack of all trades

A person who is skilled at a variety of different things, but not to the same level as a person who is specialised in one of these things.

Jack of all trades, master of none,
but ofttimes better than a master of one.

by eruditionfish March 30, 2009

jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

candle jack

1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.

1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"

2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"

by Rayne Tempura September 19, 2008