pragmatic do-nothing-ism

The liberal ideology predominant in the US that voting for the Democratic Party will eventually yield progressive results, thus enabling so called progressives to take no action to achieve aforementioned progress.

“I am a socialist, I just don’t think revolution is the way to get what we desperately need. Societal progress will come in time if we can just get more democrats in office”

“No man, you’re wrong, all progress made up until now has been through the efforts of grass root movements. After they put in the hard work and get momentum, the Dems ride in to take credit and gain a new voter base. Your tactic of voting for a dem every four years is pragmatic do-nothing-ism, and is a cop out for you selfishly contributing nothing to progress while complaining that it isn’t coming quick enough.”

by Petty Bourgeois Com October 18, 2023

Síndrome do Homem Amarelo

Quando és desnecessariamente insultado de maneira medíocre ou levas com um sermão de um professor de Matemática de nome Luís sobre a tua avaliação mediana.

O stor chamou o ... de amarelo, mas ele teve 12 no teste.
O ... não fez 2 questões, no entanto levou um sermão do stor durante 10 minutos de aula.
Ambos sofreram do Síndrome do Homem Amarelo.

by ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯ May 5, 2022

CoCo Made Me Do It

1) When you spend all your money on designer clothes or pricey/expensive things. It refers to one of the biggest designers COCO CHANEL.
2) Name of the song by 昱妤Lexie

FRIEND: Why are you buyin' all that clothes?! AND THEN YOU ARE SURPRISED YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS!!
ME: Sorry, but CoCo Made Me Do It

by Lealla February 21, 2018

do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes

*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"

by Coxmeister December 18, 2011

Sar garley diddly do

Basically saying oh my gosh

WHALE sar garley diddly do ain't that the darndest thang

by YeetamusPrime April 17, 2019

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021