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How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.
Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!
by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023
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do you hit her

Do you hit her

Yes but just to bruise
Crushed legs
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Do you love moralis?

When a NFT Hit is about to happen you ask "Do you love moralis?" for good luck.
Oscar, Do you love Moralis?

Yea Ofc I LOVE Moralis.
by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023
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Sar garley diddly do

WHALE sar garley diddly do ain't that the darndest thang
by YeetamusPrime April 17, 2019
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What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes
*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"
by Coxmeister December 18, 2011
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CoCo Made Me Do It

1) When you spend all your money on designer clothes or pricey/expensive things. It refers to one of the biggest designers COCO CHANEL.
2) Name of the song by 昱妤Lexie
FRIEND: Why are you buyin' all that clothes?! AND THEN YOU ARE SURPRISED YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS!!
ME: Sorry, but CoCo Made Me Do It
by Lealla February 21, 2018
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do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!
Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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