dick-cending

Dick-cending is an expression meaning that a dick, or a dick shape photobombed a picture you have taken.

"omg look there is a dick in my selfie"
"It's dick-cending"

by kenny sucks cock May 29, 2017

Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017

angels dick

The smallest thing in existence similar to the size of 1/100 of an atom.

Wow that dude has an angels dick she couldn’t even feel it

by I_Have_The_Largest_Penis March 3, 2018

Garbo-dicks

Something relating to garbage as well as a male genatalia. Usually used in derogatory sense; Implies something that is not in one's favor.

Lucas: Dude, that was the stupidest lag I have seen ever.

Jason: Yeah man, that was garbo-dicks.

by Tearoze August 30, 2016

Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018