Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus

She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!

by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024

grunge cake

A common insult; saying someone is stupid or annoying

Stop being a grunge cake

by The Talker December 3, 2015

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu May 7, 2018

wa cake

A term used to describe an animal or person that is unexpectedly chubby or curvy.

damn Bob, I didn't know your cat was such a wa cake.
Jessica's a total wa cake, check out her latest posts.

by krazul January 20, 2024

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021