Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm
Sierra: did you see that guy
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
by Dream daddy d April 14, 2019

by ChuckNasty2 January 26, 2021

Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019

by Great Wolfy June 25, 2018

by johnnyc112 April 12, 2011

by 999wrldyuh999 May 24, 2021
