Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018

Cake Riding

When you ride a cake. Literally that’s all it is.

Karen was cake riding at her wedding, and everyone was in shock and awe.

by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018

Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"

John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.

by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022

Cake

Cake is not an omelette

Daniel: Cake is an omelette because it’s mixed with eggs

Adrian: You’re fucking retarded

by FramedEmuszz January 18, 2021

Luna Cake

Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.

My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake

Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole

My uncle married a Luna Cake

by bulbul29 June 16, 2022

Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus

She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!

by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024