cock up

is when your working on sumthing and you fuck it up

your working on a peice of work nd you fuck it up good,

"oh decent cock up"
or
"fuck i cocked that right up" etc

by wattsy.08 May 9, 2008

cock nazi

Lesbian

"Damn that chick was a cock nazi, she aint even want none from me"

by élan September 20, 2003

lobster cock

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

cock smoker

some one who likes a penis so they literally are addicted to it

matty you are a cock smoker

by an actual legend December 3, 2006

cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

cock magnet

Typically defined as your mother.

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Cocks Man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

by Super Gene George December 17, 2008