When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 13, 2019
by MistaSinista January 12, 2019
When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021
by breakboy72 January 16, 2019
The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."
by LUMONOVA April 18, 2023
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by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019