hulu and fuck

Like Netflix and chill but kinky.

Sean: "So I heard you and Jennifer decided to Netflix and chill."
Michael: " Naw bra we decided to Hulu and fuck."
Sean: "BRU!"

by StarVonBruno November 22, 2015

Fuck-Donalds

Food poisoning or illness caused by either being in a branch of McDonald's or by eating their food.

"I have a band case of Fuck-Donalds, I knew extra fries were a bad idea."

by Pyromanicsincetoday July 22, 2012

Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.

Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.

by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016

gullible fuck

when a person fakes an orgasm, and the giver thinks they are brilliant in bed, but really they are just a gullible fuck

james: "i gave laura ten orgasms last night"
friend: "awesome!"
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laura: "james is shit in bed! i had to fake it ten times last night!"
friend: "ha what a gullible fuck!"

by percypig44 November 18, 2011

City fuck

the act of cutting off one to many cars by passing from the right lane especially at a red light. Gets its name because is usually only possible in the city.

Driver: Dude, were gonna be late!

Passenger: Just city fuck everyone at this light.

by BLURian March 1, 2010

Fuck Taro

A fortune-telling game using cards that offers advice or prophecy concerning a person's sex life.

"That is the weirdest fortune-teller I've ever been to. She just kept saying the Fuck Taro cards were not in my favor."
"Well, you are an unnatractive asshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense."

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017