Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.

steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.

by MasterCobra September 21, 2019

Bone Job

Getting fisted by a person missing a hand and using only a job.

She sent elbow with that bone job

by wigglebang September 26, 2018

Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

by HUPPPON October 17, 2021