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banana moment

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.
A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.

B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
by autism master March 16, 2024
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crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason
this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment
by fartsniffer241 March 29, 2024
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Music for the Incel moment

A musical style described to encapsulate the frustration of Incels.
Leading Musical Artist include "ModernBaseball", "Kris Sobanski" and "Zevia".
What is this song, Why do they sound so sad about not getting laid? ... it sound like some kind of "Music for the Incel moment"
by Luis J Gomez September 21, 2025
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Juliet Moment

When a little kid gets skadooshed/bonked in the head with a soccer ball cuz they stood next to the goal when someone was shooting.
*someone gets hit in the head* JULIET MOMENT!!!
by ShrekChungus September 21, 2025
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Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025
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Damon moment

Refers to Damon “Dmoney” Fish

A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking
Roman: Yo i just got 100 on my math test
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh
by wockseason October 22, 2025
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Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.
Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.
by Damonmoment October 26, 2025
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