cat got your tounge

unable to respond verbaly

marie: Nothing to say??.....cat got your tounge?

by don michael maniego December 17, 2007

can't hug every cat

An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.

Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.

by Pazz-Dawg July 30, 2011

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

come meet my cat

have a look at my pussy

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"

by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014

Funny yellow cat dancing

A yellow cat that is not dancing, instead, having sex with a human, named "Villager". Creative name, I know

Person 1:Hey did you see that Funny yellow cat dancing
Person 2: That cat is not dancing! It's having sex!

by DoYouKnowJoe69 December 17, 2021

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.

Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022