dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

Cake

To have a lot of money

I have so much cake, I don't know what to do with it.
I can buy whatever I want, because of all my cake.

by fabulousbloke December 23, 2017

Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023

Cake boy

Someone who post passive aggressive shit aimed at the people they live with

Ugh... Roberta’s being such a cake boy about this party

by Meh_th November 21, 2017

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.

Can you pass me that cake scraper.

by TurquoiseDragon January 15, 2024

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018