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government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024
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Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.
“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
Hell yeah!” -Joe
by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019
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Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.
Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!
by Questtttt January 4, 2022
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The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023
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Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.
by dahcmo September 4, 2016
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Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
by JJ37 May 11, 2011
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Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 2, 2010
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