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wanking the gank 

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!
wanking the gank by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021
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messiah the great 

Might be one of the best kings in the entire universe. Though his rival The rock king aka me can say otherwise
"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!" peasant replied

messiah the great 

may be one of the greatest emperors in the universe, though his arch rival the rock king aka me can say otherwise
"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!

Thread the Goose 

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
Thread the Goose by JHBEL October 5, 2021

Rangork The Great 

Rangork the great is an otherworldly being that is good like and super powerful. He has the abilities of shooting massive lasers, flying, ultimate strength, and speed, also the power to read minds. He stands at 9feet tall, wears dark armor on his whole body other than his head which is a squids. Part of Pineapplanity
Run! It’s Rangork The Great, he will destroy us all!
Rangork The Great by JakePineLord October 13, 2021

Harold the god 

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.
Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?
Harold the god by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021