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Abraham Lincoln High School

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.
by Switch' January 8, 2012
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white house high school

a school in middle tennessee that has had a losing season for the past 10 years, the school is full of daddys money douchebags & girls who get tossed around like ranen throws the football & who smell worse than the captain D’s kitchen
How’s white house high school football doing?
probably not good.
by yourmomsahoe69420123 September 1, 2021
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High School Fashion Poser

It's like this; When you go to school and seeing someone where something that they CLEARLY should not even attempt, because you know that person, and that person would never wear that. That my friend, is when the fashion poser comes in effect. They all wear whatever is hip, or "the fab" at the time. Even if it was a part of another style's fashion, it doesn't matter to them. It's not cool until the "cool" kids copy another group's fashion.
Here's what a HIGH SCHOOL FASHION POSER IS=

1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.

2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.

3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
by mynameiship September 28, 2010
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Park View High School

The school for teachers who are too exhausted to continue teaching, but too poor to retire. Attended mostly by white suburbanite kids who think they're gangstas, and first generation Hispanic immigrants who speak little to no English.
Many young people go on to become doctors, or lawyers, or engineers. Students at Park View High School are lucky if they can find work cleaning septic tanks in Somalia.
by grandimperialmasterofearth November 3, 2009
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Paint Branch High School

A suburban high school located in Burtonsville, Maryland (10-15 minutes outside Washington DC). It is part of the Northeast Consortium with While located in MoCo, it is minutes away from both Howard and Prince George's Counties. Paint Branch is a mix of a variety of races, with no true majority ethnic group. There's everything from hicks to thugs at Paint Branch, and everyone somehow coexists. While it's not the nicest or richest school in MoCo, it's by far the most well rounded.
Paint Branch High School is way better to go to than Springbrook or Blake.
by 08 Panther December 16, 2008
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North Port High School

A school located in North Port, Florida, with a population of hicks, assholes, and douchebags.

The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.

All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.

If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.

All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
"Dude I was so high on kush last night, me and my best bud dun threw hands!" -North Port High School
by YouAreAllFaggots August 23, 2012
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lyons township high school

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :
'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'
by COOLEST PERSON EVER 29121 April 22, 2010
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