A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
Get the Dallass-Fart Worth mug.Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips
Chris: did you fart?
Chris: did you fart?
by yerLAZY March 24, 2012
Get the did you fart? mug.the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012
Get the Alaskan Jelly Fart mug.One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010
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Get the Farting In Real Smell mug.Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
by Hominid54 May 2, 2014
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