common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray May 5, 2016

nolans dick

The longest and biggest dick you will ever see, girls say it make you feel good!

nolans dick is so big

by Hello555 February 7, 2017

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Dick pop

When you push down on your dick when you have a boner and it will make a crack

This is a dick pop

I woke up this morning and did My dick pop did you

by Catfishedcard637294 March 24, 2020