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bitch story

A story/lie you tell a bitch to make her happy and shut up.
Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally
by Ooky May 16, 2008
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manipulative bitch

1. Emma
2. A girl who is so sickly sweet and has delusions that she thinks everyone likes her when in reality very few do. She will and can steal your man because she'll be your bestie first then tell your man lies bout you then she makes him break up with you.
" She is such a manipulative bitch, she made my boyfriend say I was being childish and a bitch"
by Red Rising Sun Bloom Queen October 23, 2017
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backup bitches

Two or more bitches in a group with a leader (usually a hotter chick).
If the hot chick wants to get in the face of a rival, she brings along her backup bitches cause she is too chicken shit to go solo.
by pmtm June 12, 2010
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imsa bitch

A person of either gender residing and studying at Illinois math and science academy. They usually say "Fuck All This Homework!" and play League of Legends. This soon fucks then over when it is 1:00 and they need to do 15 assignments and IMSA has made them its BITCH.
I didn't do my homework until 2:00 now I feel like an IMSA Bitch.
by mr bd November 1, 2013
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Bitch Green

A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.
Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."

Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.

Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"
by FireFlower9179 November 23, 2011
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whipped a bitch

I was driving down the road and a cop passed by in the opposite lane, Looked in the rearview mirror and he whipped a bitch and got on my ass.
by LLDD June 20, 2014
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Hitler bitch

A more extreme forum of just simply being someone's bitch. Hitler bitches follow their "master" with a deep religious belief . They see their "master" as a god and will do anything to please their god. Blinded by their deep faith in their "master" they will support any actions or ideas of their "master" no matter how ignorant , selfish, unwise and unjustifiable they are. Hitler bitches are often not turned off back facts since they are to much of a deep obsession with their "master" that trying to make the "master" look bad is a personal attack.
Me: Oh my, these people will not shut the fuck up.

Friend: Don't bother trying to reason with these people. Every time you say anything against their candidate they will just scream his name over and over again in your face.

Me: Yeah your right. They are all just a bunch Hitler bitches.
by cbjax32 May 12, 2016
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