Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Moon Meat

Meat that’s gotten so bad that it looks like it from space

Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever

Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat

by TwoLifez June 23, 2024

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

Meat Yanker

In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.

Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!

by Paco4u December 14, 2019

Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.

Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!

by Halosimage February 15, 2021