Fruit cake

A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited

Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.

Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me

by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)

oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too

by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022