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poop

it’s nasty shit that comes out of ur asshole
OMG my friend just had to poop!

omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?

wanna eat my poop?

poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!

oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!

if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
by poopylover101 March 9, 2019
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The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019
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Poop

A term for any name that starts with a J and ends with an H or starts with an R and ends with a R that means a brown sticky substance usually found in the toilet
“Hey, haven’t seen poop around here; oh forgot he’s to stink to be here.”
by 12345808 March 15, 2019
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by lixie's egg March 17, 2019
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Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy
"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"
by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019
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Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
by EyenTheTerrible May 27, 2019
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by IT-YoSHI_NOT May 29, 2019
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