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Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023
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Cum Glass challenge

Every December 1st all males will cum into a glass and jug it down like a shot, feel free to add any other liquids to it (no more then 1 oz), such as coke or alcohol e.g.
You: Novembers finally over!

Friend: Its Cum Glass challenge which means you have to cum into a glass and jug it!
"Grabs glass and walks into bedroom"
by ShadowLalo November 27, 2021
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Cum Titty Pineapple

by MaziikxnII December 2, 2020
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The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
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cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.
by de-pube July 1, 2022
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Cute cum burger

A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside
by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022
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