Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas

Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake

by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025

Sweet Cake

An ugly pony in ponytown with a disgusting color combo

Marisaguap: Dude this strip club sucks, all the strippers are ugly!
Erxilia: Look at that ugly pony, that’s a sweet cake pony

by djgassygirl December 3, 2025

Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.

Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.

by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Making Cakes

To vomit

Joe is so drunk, he's making cakes all over the tavern floor.

by chronicchaoticcrohnie January 15, 2025

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025