by A guy with a cracked phone August 8, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. It is a website for definitions but people decide to make normal stuff weird. For example, penguin. People say its something sexual even though it is just and animal in antartica. bruh.🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
by ඞd€lie-teh-p3ngu¡n April 24, 2022
Get the Urban dictionarymug. by !!!!!@ November 30, 2018
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by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by LegoMyEgoWaffle November 8, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. This website, where when you click on any word, and watch it somehow relate to sex. Seriously, just scroll down and there will likely be some sex reference.
person 1: hey go search up barney on urban dictionary
*types*
Person 2: why is it talking about a sex position??
*types*
Person 2: why is it talking about a sex position??
by makayla4256 May 9, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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