Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021

Bean Bean

Dick

Yeet, it is a bean bean

by David Lawrence February 28, 2020

deem beans

u got beans

i have deem beans

by llllloedwjksmlcsdcedf beans August 25, 2022

fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018