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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.
"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"
by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021
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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
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kissing leaf

Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".

The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.

Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
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Kiss Boy

A kiss boy is a boy that you kiss. There can be multiple kiss boys at once. A boy that one would seek out at the bars and likely want to take home. Someone to keep on your roster.
I hope I see John tonight. He’s my kiss boy.
by Kissgirl33 July 19, 2022
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Kiss

When two partners misuse their food holes by mashing them together for inexplicable arousal. It's not for that. Just think of all the bacteria and foreign DNA being transferred through those tongues if you really get into it.
Jane and Joe: *intense, forceful kissing*
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.
by Rhombicosidodecahedron July 29, 2023
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