by NotAids June 28, 2018
Get the Bath juicemug. When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.
"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
by johny_e_good February 15, 2018
Get the juice my grapesmug. Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.
I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.
by Webstar's ugly brother June 21, 2015
Get the killing the orange juicemug. Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
Get the Juice Your Shortsmug. After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
by Squirting burt October 22, 2015
Get the towel juicemug. 
