Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Face 'fro

When your beard is long, shaggy and seemingly unkept. Especially when neck is unshaven.

That dude has a sweet face 'fro, wonder if there are squirrels living in there!

by BoobsRMe August 10, 2014

face bum

rather like a "bum" (fart) but out of your mouth!

did you just "face bum?"

by zoeamy September 1, 2008

Stank face

Adj. Noun- The look of jealousy when these ho's see you and you're still popping and they're not.

Ex. Brittany had a stank face when she seen Bella 3 years after high school because she still looked great.

by Pretty Pettywap November 21, 2017

ass to face

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls his penis out to stick it in her mouth right before cumming.
only dirty whores do this.

holy shit! she let you go ass to face?!

by fuckingarightbaby October 20, 2008

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 20, 2009

Fuck Faced

To get totally messed up out of your mind!

To be wasted.

God!! Tiffany is soooo fuck faced!!

by dalilmama October 16, 2008