juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.

Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.

by Paterson December 24, 2004

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monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

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Gachi the monkey

Gachi WAS a monkey who was owned by a small tiktoker (currently by the username @shinsyuna, she could change it anytime.
He died on the 3rd february 2021.

A: Hey, isn't this monkey cute?
B: Omg, is that Gachi the monkey?

by chuucandoit April 13, 2021

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autistic monkey

see: dankind

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

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A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.

Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!

by BigPimpinSF January 30, 2010

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