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Don Johnson 

Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.
I can't believe she was so drunk she let me Don Johnson her!
Don Johnson by Brockula January 28, 2008

Blue John 

A sexual move, were one takes a sip of a blue slushy and spits it out into his or her partners vagina and/or butthole, providing an excelent cool sensation.
Cameron: Dude, I just gave Blair a blue john, she came instantly
Max: Yeah, that's typically a crowd pleaser. I bet her vagina was all blue after words.
Blue John by J.T. Falls September 9, 2011

Courtney Johnson 

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.
"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"
Courtney Johnson by la léona January 9, 2005

John Kerry status 

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
John Kerry status by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

John Marshall High School 

A high school in Rochester, Minnesota. Often referred to as the 'ghetto school' because it has more students from middle class families than the other two main high schools in town.
"Hey, so where do you go to school?"
"John Marshall High School."
"Haha! The ghetto school?"
"Yup."

Johnson(s) 

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.
1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.
Johnson(s) by jimbo23 September 10, 2005