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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.
Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011
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Birthday Cake

by tavg123 December 11, 2023
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Caked

Slang for being "fucked"
Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'
by levijmusic January 4, 2019
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nappy cake

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!
by wallykoks January 1, 2016
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Caked it

Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail
1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”

2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it
by Buckers123 December 4, 2018
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Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).
Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D
by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019
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