chocolateism

The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).

I believe in chocolateism.

chocolateism by Chocolateism Charzy August 17, 2017

chocolateoce 

My main mod, chocolate god, even win a solo squad, trickshot, off a quad, small but deadly call him tide pod, 15 year old gamer used to play cod, he's a beast got that manly bod, 138 wins he's so pog! He's a legend don't you see? He'll bust right through you call him PNG, He's number 1, like he's supposed to be and he's the best player, OCE.

Default 1: Come on man we got this win!
Default 2: No we don't!
Default 1: Why not?
Default 1: ChocolateOCE is pushing us!

chocolateoce by PHANTØM December 31, 2018

chocolatetwatwaffle 

Insult in reguards to someone who is an idiot, moron, ignorant or not smart. May be used a just a name to call someone who you do not like.

You are a chocolatetwatwaffle! You CTW!!

chocolatetwatwaffle by M Ketterman December 10, 2009

Strata Chocolata 

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.

Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!

Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010

Box of Chocolates 

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

Box of Chocolates by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

Chocolatey Conveyorbelt 

Popularised by Mr Samuel Streamer in Rimworld : Chocolate Factory #20

A semi-formal way of refering to someone's ass

His Chocolatey Conveyorbelt was ready to produce. (ie: Take a dump
She had a nice Chocolatey Conveyorbelt

Chocolatey Conveyorbelt by MattMoody April 7, 2022

Chocolatarian 

noun: Mouth consumer of chocolate only. An average person who excels in all things chocolate. A chocolate-obsessed individual.

"I used to be a vegetarian but gave up eating vegetables. Now I'm a chocolatarian."

Chocolatarian by Boofachay November 20, 2018