Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

ass arson

the act of lighting one's fart with a lighter or match in an effort to create as big of a flame as possible.

John needs to get that lighter closer to his butt to make some ass arson.

by Gas Blast King April 20, 2009

ass coffee

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

The Baddest Ass

Commonly seen as the biggest ass on campus, but really, deep down, he's a nice guy (NEVER alert him to that fact, however). May also be perceived as "high-feluntant." He is a very special breed of man/pretty much hottest on earth. The degree of good-lookingness markedly increases when he has many brothers. Contrary to common belief, he enjoys children, particularly when he gets to act like one. Tends to be very good in bed. Women are strongly drawn to him. Generally musically inclined and extraordinarily intelligent. May act somewhat emo at times but does not like to be associated with such a group. Philosophically minded and is annoyed easily by ignorant people. Does not respond well to people yelling out his name, such as in the movie "Rocky"-may attack without warning. Also responds to "the Great" or, less commonly, "Professor."

If you see a man who is hot, makes kids laugh, has a guitar/other musical instrument(s) {and plays it (them) well}, enjoys philosophy and smart people, but at the same time is an ass, then you have probably just found the Baddest Ass.

by Squirrel Bait April 14, 2008

Ass Snot

Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps to recovery and is marked by generally feeling relieved.

Honey, you would not believe the disgusting Ass Snot that was in the toilet after I took a crap. I think I'm finally getting over the stomach flu.

by D'Kid February 13, 2009

tit ass

Noun. Term used for someone who is being a bit more than an ass but is not acting in a manner that would warrant the suffix 'hole.' Thus, adding 'tit' before ass grants an ambiguous yet wholly satisfying insult.

Dude, stop being such a tit ass.

Ashley was actin' a tit ass after she got home, wasn't she?

by Dingoface April 3, 2009

ass last

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.

Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003