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Kiss

On November 3 you have to get your boyfriend to kiss you.
Friend 1: hey go tell your boyfriend to kiss you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s November 3
Friend 2: -runs-
by AHGHGHHAGHAGAAHHAHA November 2, 2025
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Kimberley Kiss

When your motor vehicle gets rammed by a stolen motor vehicle.
I was driving around town and out of nowhere I got a Kimberley Kiss
by McCaviar May 29, 2022
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Kiss your boo day

OCTOBER 17) The day when you and the rat gang decide to make a move on your finest girl/rat. Ya know? Just do it. Ya know you want too.
Hey did you know it’s kiss your boo day? Go make a move on your rat.
by Houstonkid October 16, 2019
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Kiss the Grouper

An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!
by GustavoS June 4, 2013
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Chefs kiss

When a man is being sensually fellated by his woman, and he finishes in her mouth with a dice rolling hand motion, then brings his fingers to his mouth like an Italian chef and kisses.
Feel free to say bon apetit, bon apetito, apreveche, or a similar version meaning enjoy your meal...
I gave her the good ol "chefs kiss" and she enjoyed her meal
by ChefsKiss<3 April 2, 2025
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african kiss

kissing someone on the face aggressively, almost as if you are “eating their face off”.
UGHH i love them so much i feel like giving them an african kiss
by johnnyyyyboyyyy May 26, 2021
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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