monkey spray

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50

Can you go buy me some monkey spray?

by monkey101 January 4, 2009

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Charcoal Monkey

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011

juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.

Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.

by Paterson December 24, 2004

Milk Monkey

A black guy who thinks and acts like he’s white.

Gosh, Da’Quan is such a milk monkey, he says his new name is “David”?

by Rayquaza Charles May 4, 2019

monkey jazz

The art of dancing like a monkey to Jazz, thus creating Monkey Jazz, the creator of monkey jazz must be playing a trumpet and making monkey noises.

A true Monkey Jazz musician also uses jazz hands to express joy and happiness.

Wow Dick sure has got Monkey Jazz down to an art!

by Tooley of the T Unit July 27, 2006

monkey snake

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.

hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.

by walace March 20, 2007