'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 4, 2022

Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.

John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean

by ff69 April 27, 2024

bro

A bro is a dude, but a bro is also more than a dude. You know? Like yeah. A bro is...loyal to his bros. A bro doesn't have to be guy. A woman, who is a total bro, is also a bro.

A bro can likes booze and woman. A bro is a dude when the dude is in a pack of more bros.

by Brotastic Broly Bro November 10, 2013

Bro Joke

A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.

"that's not funny"
"yeah, you wouldn't understand, it's a bro joke."

by Tifannie May 2, 2019

Baum Broing

When two men scissor each other.

I saw a couple of dudes "Baum Broing" at Minnie's Disco

by pepebillete December 19, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018