A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house
by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022
Get the Hayden johnmug. The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020
Get the john wattsingmug. John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
Get the John Moonmanmug. by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!
by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother
by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021
Get the John-Dagmug.