Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.

Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..

by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025

Hashing it

When Joe messes UP a hash brown.

Damn Joe, you're fucking hashing it!

by Smolinga December 5, 2025

Hashish baby joint

Someone who reminds me of a gram of Hash is also a baby and loved joints

Shes such a hashish baby joint

by Top5ha9er December 11, 2025

hasslework

In the design and computer world, this word means something that you have to do a bunch of times, and is also very technical.

i have to extrude a bunch of vertices in this 3d model, what a hasslework.

by Crypto‎ December 13, 2025

Hashtag

A trendy and mysterious term used to bring order to social media. Two or three generations are still reeling from the confusion caused by hashtag supplanting pound sign without acknowledgment or fanfare.

Baby boomer Bob was never informed that pound became hashtag. He brought shame on himself and his ancestors when he tried to get involved on a grassroots level with what he thought was the PoundMeToo movement.

by Dialblicon December 25, 2025

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

Reilly Hassenmiller

Sexy, lots of fun, full of life, dancin machine. Great cook.

Reilly Hassenmiller is the sexiest, most full of life person that can throw down some grub.

by Farren Lelove September 16, 2009