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Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
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boiled egg fart

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.
mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!
by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013
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Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.
Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
by Gmork September 5, 2011
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pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.
I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.
by Kiete February 29, 2012
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Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"
When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)
by andy1 September 6, 2005
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fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode
it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.
by anonymous November 19, 2004
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