Ur mom

Ur mom.

Ur mom- “ur mom?”

Ur mom- “ur mom!”

by Maybeperhapsso July 29, 2021

Krunchy mom

A nature raised mom who thinks that ANYTHING destroying nature is bad like normal diapers or baby formula and thinks that crystals and oils will solve everything

My mom is a krunchy mom.
A day In the life of a krunchy mom.

by AshIsSuperGayExcept4HarryStyle April 22, 2023

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

ur mom

a female who is yur birth giver or mother who is gay because she likes me

BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay

by srouser tickler May 3, 2022

Ur mom gay

A insult used online when someone is getting roasted on a game.

Raxorz88: Lmao we are at 10-1
xXn00bslayerXx: Oh My GoD uR mOm GaYyYyY! Lmao u got roasted rn lmao lmao u got roasted!1!11!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!! Take that nigger!1!1!1!1!1!1

by nibbapenis July 3, 2019

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022