Dog Water

A word stupid 10 year olds on Fortnite use because they're annoying jokes.

Dog water actually means cum ok

10 year old: 220 dog water boxed like a fish
14 year old boy:

by Your ugly mom February 10, 2021

Water

Water is wet no one can think otherwise

when u take a shower the water is wet

by Hylah May 11, 2021

Still Water

Those Who Know 💀💀💀💀

Fickdace: Hey bro what is this?
Fetsluck: It's just water
Fickdace: *Blows on it* now what is it?
Fetsluck: It's Still Water.. 💀💀💀💀💀

MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

by stigmasgoddess October 25, 2024

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009