blue hair queer

a fucking queers

dude you're dad is such a blue hair queer

by Big ehh May 14, 2017

Lewie Blue Eyes

a man that gives his woman everything she needs and does it with a kind heart. He also excels at making breakfast in the morning.

Girl 1: Why are you smiling

Girl 2: My boyfriend made me a heart-shaped pancake for breakfast

Girl 1: Sounds like you have a Lewie Blue Eyes. How did you get so lucky.

by Frankie323 October 27, 2008

Blue Shoe Bandit

the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.

Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!

Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!

Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*

Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019

Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.

Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings

by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

by Daisy x January 27, 2017

Blue Belly Button

A phrase used for when you notice you've been working at Best Buy too long, and you come home after every shift to find a piece of blue lint lodged in your navel.

Mother: What's that blue thing sticking out of your belly button, son?
Son: Ah, that's the dreaded blue belly button I always get now from working at Best Buy too long.

by Commodore Barry July 17, 2009

blue water day

A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.

"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."

by motoboner May 17, 2014