beans

beans are:
kidneys
lungs
your mom
bean furby
furries
spam
bingus
big floppa

person: beans
other person: i-

by ur mom is dead May 30, 2021

bean

weed, cannabis. It can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.

by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020

thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom

Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.

by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Bean

A slang term which describes the outermost part of the female vagina. Especially when the female is bent over in a doggystyle position, the vagina resembles the shape and contours of a bean.

There is nothing hotter than when a woman bends over naked and shows off her bean.

Billy: "I wish this lima bean turned into a female bean."
Zack:"Yeah, beans are great, except when they give me gas."
Billy: "Carl's Jr.?"

by greedy23 February 9, 2010