Simp

You.

You are a simp

by ILikeWafflesBecauseTheyAreGood September 27, 2020

Simp

A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.

Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*

All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!

by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020

Simp (n.)

Someone overly sensitive and emotional.

Sean Avery is a Simp (n.) because he cried during his farewell call.

by yoshisays April 1, 2021

Simp

When someone takes advantage of another’s sympathy to get closer to them.

Jake was being a simp when he made Anna feel bad for him so he could get in her pants

by Joyhoymnoy August 4, 2020

simp

Besides the more common definition, a simp is also a specific type of pussy, usually a shaven one (but doesn't technically have to be), that from the outside, in its unspread state, just looks like a simple vertical slit, with no inner lippage or clit showing, like a sideways Homer Simpson mouth.

All types of pussies are beautiful, but a simp is a specific type of very cute one.

by q359 July 24, 2023

simp

abhishek basically

abhishek is basically a simp , thats all , he simps for literally every single minor.

by chimkin July 28, 2021

SIMP

Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy

A person who does things just to get into a person pants.

Look at this dude he been simp for this girl since day one

by Dr_R1ck March 25, 2021