A person that will never take responsibility for something they caused; A person that has an unbreakable porn addiction
"Dude you knocked over my vase and you won't even say sorry? Stop being a Green."
"Person 1: Look it's a Green!
Person 2: I bet he's looking at Twitter thots again!"
"Person 1: Look it's a Green!
Person 2: I bet he's looking at Twitter thots again!"
by RealityGreen April 21, 2023
Get the Greenmug. A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories such as Jewish space lasers causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with a tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out front. Has braided armpits and few if any teeth. Thinks that she might be a good congressional representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart, all at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a trailer trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k savings to the Trump Save America PAC.
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